sherpa meat log

let it be known that I had this blog title first before this girl and there are witnesses.

we went to sam's club this morning. the deals at sams club come with a cost.

cost 1: when buying meat, you must be willing to deal with meat logs and cutting, separating, and freezing meat logs. especially when you live by yourself. not all of us are good at dealing with meat logs


cost 2: the ability to assume the role of a Sherpa when you do not have a car. be prepared to provide your own bags, and be loaded down for your trek on the el. be grateful when you have brothers who take the heaviest things and offer to bring them on their bike


cost 3: the culmination of both costs 1 and 2. being called Sherpa meat log for YEARS to come. and perhaps being taunted with phrases like "what about the meat log times???"